deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via outraged)

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

(via puggspluggsandtattoos)

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

image

(via sex-thrill)

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" The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time. "
" Being a HOMOSEXUAL is OK
Being a BISEXUAL is OK
Being a TRANSSEXUAL is OK
Being an ASEXUAL is OK
Being a PANSEXUAL is OK
BUT
Being a HATER is NOT OK "