too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via hookayy)

" A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. "


i think 99% of my day consists of thinking about making out & sex


I wonder a lot about if i were in a car accident and lost my recent memory, say the last year or so, who would fight to restore our relationship to what it was and where it should be, and who would see it as a leave pass to pretend they never meant anything to me and i to them?

(via beautiful-p0lluti0n)